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Lecture was off so I was quietly seated in class not knowing wot to do. A girl approachd me, who too, was sitting alone n said hi and started talking in a friendly manner. It was really nice coz at times it gets pretty borin n kinda lonely in college being a foreigner with no-one 2 talk to.

Anyway. Interesting conversation.

U gota hear this.

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She: Hi, My name is Mariah! And u?

Me: (Smiles and says my name)

She: You r not from here, are u?

Me: Nop, I’m from The Maldives! (proudly)

She: Oooh Maldives! How is it lyk?

Me: Its nyc…Tropical climate! Never cold lyk this! *larfs*

She: And…?

Me: And, its really beautiful! Wonderful tourist destination! Friendly people! Peaceful qiuet environment! White sandy beaches, crystal clear water bla bla blah (and continues with the promotional stunt for Tourism Promo Board ..:P)

She: Ohkey…dats nice!

Me: Yea! Its great! You should come visit oneday *dhaiypila sale*

She: Sure! Oke so…tell me! What kind of of government do u have there..?

Me: Umm…De.mor.cra..cy…??!

She: A democracy?

Me: I ..guess … *not dhaiypila sale anymore*

She: Who is your PM?

Me: We dun have any!

She: Who is your president? *really interested*

Me: (wondering why on earth she sooo interested in all this) Umm..Maumoon Abdul Gayyoom..

She: *tryin damn hard to pronounce his name, but fails* So..whoever he is…Is it true dat this guy has been the president for almost 30 years?!

Me: (thinkin, wot da...!!!) …yea…. *sheepish smile*

She: OMG! How is that possible? And I heard your system is soo corrupt!! How could anyone have that much authority??! 30 yrs, My God!!! *eye roll*

Me: Yea….. But hey, guess what?! The elections are up! Maybe we’ll c a better change! *million dollar smile*

She: Nah, I dun think so! I think this time too this Maumoon guy will steal the show! Either he’s too damn smart or the civilians dun really care!

Me: Oh..key… *feeling reaaaalllllllly small by then*

She: Ok Bye! Nice talking! Ur country is beautiful! Lemme know wot happns with Maumoon guy! *and off she goes*


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N there I was, happily thinking dat for d rest of the world, Maldives was The Ideal Paradise on earth where everything was perfect.

Guess I was wrong.

:/


Pic: DeviantArt. Macro Sewing One. by ~AlexWelsh


12 Comments:

.mini said...

well, no place is paradise ennu

Maldives ge president ge innaanee emme mooneh, maumoon
thats a stamp

in around 2001 ingey, my mom went to hajj and there she was talking with an american woman and told her that shes from Maldives
the american didn't know where that is
so mom said, you have george bush and i have maumoon
then, she knew what Maldives is
hehe
mee vaa varaky!

Anonymous said...

heeeheee halaku vejje ..... adhi kiriya dho mi coment dheveny ...poor u ....i can stil imagine ur face :p ... tele le tele le....hope u hav so many incidents like dat in future (cnt wait to read ur blogggg )

Shaari said...

with the international exposure of the real maldives, people outside are becoming more & more aware of what's going on here. dhen thihen vaanee dhaiypila sale alhuvaigen promotion jassan ulhenya tsk tsk tsk :-)

BubbleToes said...

mini: hehhee! yea..mee miadhuge haalathu hama! keehkuraany?!

af: heyya! keke! =P!

shaari: *is jahaigen* ur rite..!

EmXee® said...

well now Maldives is more popular because of that he is the Asia's Number one Authoritative Leader. Well there are other presidents and leaders which ruled but most of them new to get off from the seat when it was time but this person forgot how to get off i also do support him he has done lot good here too but we need a change want to see a difference if no other person can be great than him every one will respect him.....

Aryj said...

O_O

hehe....she must think we r the dumbest ppl ever..

sumhow..im finidin it hard to come up with a good proof to show that maldivians aint stupid... -.-

DarkCasanova said...

nice blog...funnyy article..poor u and arr politics... dont like politics and these partys..only wild n fun,birthday and wedding partys for me!! :)

Cute Kat Princez said...

lmao....hahah.... she must think we prettyy dumb....lol...but hey wat a conversation dho...=P

xeeko said...

whoa, that was a short conversation, if you really think about it... lol x]

i have to admit that shaari is rite you know... not that you're disagreeing =P

ahadx said...

x] she must really know stuff about the world...tehee

realstiffmeister said...

lol.. this is really a cool and funny article.:P lmao.!

realstiffmeister said...

really funny post.! :p lol..